I'm sitting here with Resolve carpet cleaner seeping into my sock, presumably my bloodstream as well. The youngest decided to try to drink her grape (PURPLE) juice in the family room, which has beige carpeting of course.
Next thing you know, she's wailing and pointing to a VERY large spot on the carpet, and apologizing as eloquently as she can. I poured nearly all of the cleaner on the carpet, and 5 hours later, it's still damp. What made me smile in spite of this was the beautiful Valentine card my oldest made us. If I was half as artistic as her, I'd be happy.